Belligerent HOA Karen Complains About Guide Dog Training

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mattstaff
Sep 19, 2021 1:00 PM EDT

Of all the things for someone on the HOA to get mad about, why guide dog training? Someone might actually accept an HOA's complaints about the exact minute you take your trash out, or whether a foot and a half of your trampoline can be seen from the street. But who in their right mind would go after guide dogs? Redditor u/judis697734 posted to r/ProRevenge about how a member of their HOA had a complete meltdown over OP here training a future guide dog — inevitably, these dogs are going to have to come off the leash at some point, right?

Fortunately, this person was ready to serve up that sweet pro revenge. And oh boy, is it so sweet. If you want to keep the revenge train rolling check out this recent pro revenge story that we ran about a man who served up a pro revenge to a shady firm that had it coming.

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    Font - r/ProRevenge + Join u/judis697734• 1d 1 4 e 2 1 2 2 HOA Yells at me for training guide dog, and grilling. Then loses position on board. To start the story some background you need to know about me. I volunteer to train and raise service dogs. My fiancee says clearly i have a look that says i am weak, and a push over. I have constant encounters with karens who are just not ready for my responses when they engage me. I have been in the military for 17 years when this happened and i was resp
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    Font - The story as i said i raise service animals, so i fall under the ada when it comes to regulations on where and what i can do with my puppy. Well call him O. O is an amazingly behaved black lab of 6 months. I have cultivated a level of trust and obedience where i can leave him in a sit with other dogs around so long as i am in eye sight he will stay. I have raise a few pups by then and i would never have done that with them but O is amazing and i cant wait to get him back after his tour of
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    Font - I meet the HOA karen one Saturday, me my fiancee and O were going to head on a road trip to visit my finacees parents. In our preparation the last on the list is always getting the kids to use the bathroom before a long trip. So we head out O gets busy and i grab a bag to clean it up. I put him in a sit stay, and hand the leash to my girl. And i start walking to the trash can. Its about 100 feet from where he went. I have clear line of sight to the dog and he is sitting pretty and alert a
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    Font - foot and has the same circumference. The short chopped hair that says im the manager now. She looks me in the eyes and i finally listen to her shrill scream of "your dog must be on a leash and in your hand, my county state law says so i will call the cops". Now i dont do ignorant, and respect given is respect earned. I was willing to try and de-escalate, my fiancee owns the condo and is super non confrontational. So for her i try to bring it back down to civil levels of discussion. In a p
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    Font - At this point she hasnt given reapect so none is required to be given back. I break out my you done f ed up NCO to junior voice it is loud, firm, and clearly states im done with your bullshit lady. I clearly tell her if she would have taken two seconds to look she would see the dog is sitting on a leash in someones hands". She stops bellowing at me looks and turns a bit red in the face then musters "you could just say thank you". Which i curtly reply " shut the f of my face". She waddled
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    Font - My next meeting with her was when i was grilling, the hoa states no charcoal grills and no smooking/bbq. I was born in the north, but as a miltary brat moved to the south since i was two. There is a difference between bbqing and grilling. Bbq is twelve plus hours with coals of hardwood or wood smoking. Grilling is cooking meat on a grill instead of the stove. The HOA put out a reminder no bbqing on the premises and no coals. So i was like awesome get a small propane grill, its not bbq but
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    Font - She waddled off and then i was approached by the HOA president with the HOA by laws and sat to read them. During which my fiancee started a conversation with them about another issue we were having with them. She was in the middle of having the state attorney's office ask some questions about activities they were trying to force her into paying for. It wasnt going well for the HOA and she took this opportunity to introduce herself. While she maybe none confrontational when it comes to sma
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    Font - the one holdong the leash and i was standing right here when he was grilling. So no you got the same respect you gave. She paled and faded to the back, thats when the president of the HOA stepped in and told me i cant have the grill and that i can be fined and i needed to follow the rules of the HOA or the next time hell be the one calling the cops. Well Pres Roger that. It is my job to enforce regulations in the military. I spend hours reading instructions. Nothing pleases me more than w
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    Font - 1. No HOA by law can be enforced if it is not the State database 2. This particular HOA's by laws were last updated 1994 it was 2016 3. They state they follow my counties fire code, which follows nfpa
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    Font - 4. Finally the gem the exact lat and long coordinates of the HOA's property lines. So i get a login for the states data base and print the HOA's by laws, i print the nfpa which states in a multi family home you can store propane tanks no bigger than 2.7 liters but they can total no more than 5.4 liters cumulatively. I go to lowes get a rope tape measurer, and stakes. I pull up google maps and mark the HOA boundry line on it. Low and behold what do i find a drainage ditch that is city prop
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    Font - So i take my coordinates my stakes and go carefully mark off the section of city property. Now for the revenge, i call the city/county fire departments and request a permit to grill on said city property. They said go for it i didnt need a permit for it no one would care. I insisted and they said its my 50 bucks(they issued and event open flame)so with both permits it was 100 bucks but i got permission from the city to grill there for six months.
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    Font - The next day at 0700 I went to set up. I carefully measuring so i was at least three feet into the city property, setup my cooler with enough meat and beer to grill till dooms day. Then waited for the fireworks, it didnt take long for karen to come screaming at me. I mean i was ten feet from the community pool and 3 three feet from the side walk gazebo that led to the pool. I just hit record on my phone and politely told her she has no need to yell and i am breaking no laws. She kept scre
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    Font - saw me and has just been waiting to get me kicked out. That now that she knows which condo is mine it is just a matter of time till she finds something. On and on, i guess me polite and showing zero fear was pissing her off she tried to come take my stuff. Big no no, as she reached for my cooler i broke out my NCO voice and told her if she so much as brush a finger against my property i would remove the offending body part with force if necessary. This sent her scurrying off again. About
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    Font - I have a for the conversation to happen. The cop is slightly off put by my joyous face and slight giggle when i ask what seems to be the problem office. I get informed that i am in violation of the by laws and have been warned once already, and i am going to recieve a ticket for disturbing the peace for threatening the HOA when they were trying to enforce the rules, ticket for an illegal open flame, ticket for illegal storage of flammable substances on and on. the last was if i didnt pack
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    Font - Now that he was done i first handed him my permit from the city to grill. He took it walked back to the pres and they discussed it for a moment then returned, says you cant get a permit from the city to grill on private property. I then showed him the coordinates for the HOA and the google maps gridded drawing and my current gps location. Mind you i am smiling handing sheet after sheet to him, because the grid was not all on one sheet and had addendums. Took about 4 minutes to explain it
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    Organism - In my state its illegal to be harrassed by the HOA it comes with jail of a few months, fines as high as 5k and immediate removal from the board and the possibility of recovery of damages. I settled for them both being removed from the board instead of filing a complaint. I waved to karen everyday i grill or showed her my leash if i had O. 1 4.0k 186 1 Share
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